In memory of Gilda Radner who would have been 80 this year.

What’s all this dad-gum hubbub I hear about drag greens? Since when does anybody care anything about what golfers do? I couldn’t care one whit about how they clean up their putting greens. My goodness gracious, people yelling and screaming and protesting over something as stupid as a game with a stick and a white ball. Why aren’t they saying something positive? Like about this wonderful seamstress, Tailor Swift. She is so popular. Everyone is just singing her praises, and . . . what? What? It’s drag queens? And it’s Taylor Swift, a singer? Never mind.