“Okay, settle down. Somebody untangle the buggy whips. Down in front, trebuchets. The punch cards here? Oh, right. Let’s get the meeting going. The floppy discs are distributing the agenda. Kudos to the mimeographs and especially carbon paper for going the extra mile. As you’ll see, we’re looking at tech buddies that could join any time. Like the telegraph, some crop up in movies. The outhouse would be here by now, but those Westerns. Lighten up, flash-cubes. Alright, who thinks charger cords? Noted. What’s that? Credit cards? Oh, plastic going down, nice. Cell phones? What? Why? Implanted. Right, like wooden teeth?”