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Vampires


“Velcome to my castle.”

“Thanks, bro. This place is so excellently retro.”

“I vant to drink your blood.”

“Eww, swerve. Maybe a latte? What’s that howling?”

“It’s just the creatures ov the night.”

“Gucci. Speaking of night, you’re spending too much time there, so pale.”

“I vant to drink your blood.”

“Cringe. You need some D. I’ve this app for SAD on my phone. Here you go, Happy Light.”

“AAHH!!”

“Oh, ick.”



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