humor

  • Vampires
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    Vampires

    “Velcome to my castle.” “Thanks, bro. This place is so excellently retro.” “I vant to drink your blood.”…


  • Equine Vampire
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    Equine Vampire

    “Trigger? This is Silver. The worst has happened.” “Uh, Silver, how we holding a phone?” “Just go with…


  • Can’t Find Shoes
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    Can’t Find Shoes

    The palace was crowded with lords and ladies and lackeys, breathlessly – well, they were still alive –…